Alphabet story thread!!!!

[momrock]

Ugh, dammit bitch...thats the biggst smelliest turd I've ever seen

*rubbin it in like a sick bitch*

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LET'S TALK ABOUT SEXXX!!!

~~Escape with me~~Momrock's Escape

[Wizekrak]

vicodan - i'm gonna need some vicodan after this shit.....

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~~all the crazy things i do, i do sober~~

[Sofa]

WATER!!!??!!... *cough cough hack hack*

*reaches nearest cup of liquid and downs it*

[Wizekrak]

xerophthalmia is setting in...get me some friggin vitamin A!!!

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~~all the crazy things i do, i do sober~~

[boomchick]

Your son, Mrs. Elroy's Mother, is gone. I am so sorry. It appears there was an incident. A few days ago. With a friend of his. I am so sorry.

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[Spikey]

'Zebedee was his name, little fella, had a real spring in his step. Seems, Zebedee had sex with your son who ripped his crotch sausage on Zebedee's spring. Your son got tetanus of the penis and died. It was relatively painless except for all the puking and the burning and the pain. So sorry miss, your son is in a better place... the hospital incinerator.

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Jebus Loves You

how? only Jebus has the answer

Lobster Magnet

First Suicide

[This message has been edited by Spikey (edited November 14, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Spikey (edited November 15, 2001).]

[Spikey]

ok so it seems I didn't get the rules, mainly because I didn't read them... but if I gave a fuck then I would consider myself gay.

[Sofa]

Since you ended it, you can add more than one sentence.


That's the new rule.


A sofa likes spikey rule.

[Spikey]

'Bollocks' said Zebedee.

[Wizekrak]

crap, yup, i said oh shitty...

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~~all the crazy things i do, i do sober~~